Unfortunately The Texas Chain Saw Massacre Game Isn't Scary

"April, 1973. As soon as you launch the game

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Scrolling burnished gold lettering informs you that tragedy and sorrow have struck Central Texas,

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Just as the Rolling Gold text introduces the story of the movie Texas.

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"A young college student named Maria Flores appears to have disappeared

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But compared to the pain and despair that [her search team of friends] would soon face, any grief or anguish resulting from Maria's kidnapping would be paltry.

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This legend hardly pertains to a game I played for about an hour

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Wildfires out of control in Canada forced all 20,000 residents of Yellowknife to flee

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